Face

Why do cops have mustaches but not beards?

Did you know cops aren’t allowed to have facial hair? I was sitting in a Brooklyn Law School lecture room with probably a hundred other background actors, (which is a nice term for extras) when a woman from hair and makeup approached me. “Hey,” she said apologetically, “I’m...

Making your boy brows into men

I used to pray every night to Jesus Up Above that I’d be able to grow out a full, lush beard like every other male in the world who isn’t Asian. After all, I already look prepubescent (you sure you’re 17, sir? This is Rated R!) and...